At first I thought it was funny, now I think it is serious....One day I am going to wake up with a black eye, a broken arm, or no teeth. What am I talking about? Oh I'll tell ya what I'm talking about; I am talking about sleeping next to athletes particularly basketball players!
Just after Josh and I were married we were laying downstairs watching a movie. He fell asleep and I was dosing in and out when all of a sudden Josh brings up his arms and SHOOTS A BASKETBALL....IN HIS SLEEP! It must have been a 3..On the follow through he woke himself up and realized what he just did...his response, "Don't say A word D...I know"...and back to sleep he went.
I laughed for a while at that.
A few weeks later after reuniting in France (we were separated from each other for about a month) we fell asleep locked in one another's arms. I was awaken by and elbow to the face..I mean a HARD elbow to the face, I yelped and Josh woke up...his response, "babe I'm sorry, I was driving to the hoop, I guess you were the big man who got my bow".
I wasn't laughing....at least not until the next day.
And most recently, just a few weeks ago, we were taking a nap again, snuggle in each other's arms. This time, he JUMPS..i mean JUMPS...He scared me and I jumped too! But I didn't think anything of it. I figured he was having one of those "falling dreams". He didn't wake up so I rolled over and fell back asleep.
When he woke he said, "I was too tired to tell you this but when I jumped..well we jumped we were going up for a rebound!"
My response, "I hope we got it cuz you scared me and I jumped too"
Josh, "Yep we got it!"
I was glad we got it....otherwise it interruped my sleep for nothing!
Sleeping next to a basketball player is INTENSE! I think I am going to invest in a helmet and some shoulder pads. That should save me when I am his oppenent in the dream :)
Just after Josh and I were married we were laying downstairs watching a movie. He fell asleep and I was dosing in and out when all of a sudden Josh brings up his arms and SHOOTS A BASKETBALL....IN HIS SLEEP! It must have been a 3..On the follow through he woke himself up and realized what he just did...his response, "Don't say A word D...I know"...and back to sleep he went.
I laughed for a while at that.
A few weeks later after reuniting in France (we were separated from each other for about a month) we fell asleep locked in one another's arms. I was awaken by and elbow to the face..I mean a HARD elbow to the face, I yelped and Josh woke up...his response, "babe I'm sorry, I was driving to the hoop, I guess you were the big man who got my bow".
I wasn't laughing....at least not until the next day.
And most recently, just a few weeks ago, we were taking a nap again, snuggle in each other's arms. This time, he JUMPS..i mean JUMPS...He scared me and I jumped too! But I didn't think anything of it. I figured he was having one of those "falling dreams". He didn't wake up so I rolled over and fell back asleep.
When he woke he said, "I was too tired to tell you this but when I jumped..well we jumped we were going up for a rebound!"
My response, "I hope we got it cuz you scared me and I jumped too"
Josh, "Yep we got it!"
I was glad we got it....otherwise it interruped my sleep for nothing!
Sleeping next to a basketball player is INTENSE! I think I am going to invest in a helmet and some shoulder pads. That should save me when I am his oppenent in the dream :)
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