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Quotes to keep you laughing

The following quote is Josh after a 12 hour day in basketball gear (aka spandex shorts)

"Man D...I just got outta my spandex and it feels GREAT....pretty sure its how you women feel when you get out of a bra after a long day"

Lesson learned: If you want your husband to reconcile with your "beauty pain" stuff them in reallllly tight spandex for 12 hours!

Josh and I really like to name things...take for example stuff animals, cars, ect. Upon getting our GPS from our brother we decided we were going to name it. We decided it was best to get to know our GPS before naming it. About 3 hours into a 13 hour drive I decided to ask the if he thought our GPS was a male or female. The conversation went like this:

"So Love (thats our nickname), do you think its a boy or girl?"

(it had what seemed to be a female or feminine voice which is why I thought he would say its a girl...but he made a different observation that instead got him smacked)

Josh: "OH its definitely a guy"
Me: "why do you say that?"
Josh:" its not like my mom's and dad's that talks every 5 seconds...this one doesn't talk until he absolutely has to..my mom and dad have a girl GPS that thing never shuts up...but this is definitely a guy he chills"
Me: (SMACK) HUMPH.....(scowl)....laughter...because he is right....his mom and dad's GPS does NOT shut up!

Oh and we decided to name it Baby...because it is a baby sometimes it doesn't know its right from its left...I GUESS HE REALLY IS A MAN :) OOHHHH STING...I GOT THE LAST LAUGH!

Lesson Learned: He may get the first laugh...but be patient...because its better to have the last laugh and TRUST me...women always get the last laugh :)

Going along with the naming story...we got our car in France and I asked Josh if he named it (because I am still in the states). He said no he wanted to wait for me so we could name it. But I wanted to know if it was a boy or a girl (as you can tell the sex of our children will never be a surprise..i will need to know!) The conversation went like this:

Me: "Love, is it a boy or a girl"
Josh: "OH its a girl FOR SURE"
Me: "why do you say that?"
Josh: "Because I had to get to know her...she didn't just let me ride...She was giving me attitude. I had to butter her up, rub her down..sing to her...now she digs me."

Lesson Learned: Even cars can be sweet talked...so instead of kicking your car that won't start...trying singing it a love song :)

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